Bad Weather

In case you didn't know, I live in Roanoke Virginia. It's April 14 today and it's 47 degrees outside! It's f*cking cold! I hate cold weather. I love summer. I love sitting outside listening to ESPN radio when it's 90 degrees out. I hate cold weather.

So I'm demanding that the cold weather stop immediately! This is not debatable. Cold weather sucks and nobody likes it. Do you hear me cold weather? Nobody likes you! Get the f*ck out! I demand that the temperature rise to at least 80 degrees before the end of this week.

That's all. Thank you and goodnight.