Good Weather

In this post on Monday I talked about the bad weather. Go read it it's funny. Back yet? Good because this is a follow-up to that little rant.

In that post I demanded that the weather warm up to at least 80 degrees before the end of this week. Well I must be one ferocious mother f*cker because with a whole two days left in the week the temperature topped out at 79 degrees today! (79 is close enuogh... for now) It was a nice day and I spent most of it outside thinking about what to write on my new sports blog.

For my next trick, I'm thinking about demanding that a ton of money either grow on a tree or fall out of the sky... I'll keep you posted.

Thank you and goodnight!

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Bad Weather

In case you didn't know, I live in Roanoke Virginia. It's April 14 today and it's 47 degrees outside! It's f*cking cold! I hate cold weather. I love summer. I love sitting outside listening to ESPN radio when it's 90 degrees out. I hate cold weather.

So I'm demanding that the cold weather stop immediately! This is not debatable. Cold weather sucks and nobody likes it. Do you hear me cold weather? Nobody likes you! Get the f*ck out! I demand that the temperature rise to at least 80 degrees before the end of this week.

That's all. Thank you and goodnight.

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