Thursday, December 31, 2009

NCAA Football Picks New Year's Eve

SEASON TOTAL: 154-106

Houston vs. Air Force
Oklahoma vs. No.21 Stanford
Navy vs. Missouri
Minnesota vs. Iowa State
No.11 Virginia Tech vs. Tennessee


Virginia Tech and Tennessee got the worst bowl schedule this year. By the time they finish the game and get out of the locker room it'll be 2010 already.

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Wednesday, December 30, 2009

NCAA Football Picks Dec 30


SEASON TOTAL: 152-106

Bowling Green vs. Idaho
No.20 Arizona vs. No.22 Nebraska






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Christmas 'Miracle' As Mother, Infant Resuscitated After Showing No Signs Of Life During Labor


The "lack of an explanation" and "impossible" are two completely different things. The word "miracle" is a phantom word that has no real meaning aside from "we haven't figured it out yet"
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Why Covering A Beatles Song Should Be Outlawed

I've watched 5 minutes of 'Across The Universe' and it's already obvious that Julie Taymor should never be allowed to direct another movie. The song is called "HAPPINESS Is A Warm Gun" but this disastrous cover makes me wanna step in front of a bus. That's the whole problem with that goddamn soundtrack. They were one of the most optimistic bands ever. This abomination is depressing.

I will say that despite the fact that I'm far from a U2 fan, their cover of Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds is O.K. It's not great or anything though. But compared to the rest of the soundtrack it's fucking phenomenal.



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Tuesday, December 29, 2009

NCAA Football Picks Dec 29




SEASON TOTAL: 152-105

No.15 Miami  vs. No.25 Wisconsin




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Monday, December 28, 2009

Football Picks Dec 28


SEASON TOTAL: 151-104

NCAA
Texas A&M vs. Georgia

NFL
Minnesota at Chicago



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Sunday, December 27, 2009

Football Picks Dec 27

SEASON TOTAL: 147-101

NCAA
Kentucky vs. Clemson

NFL
Baltimore at Pittsburgh
Houston at Miami
Jacksonville at New England
Carolina at NY Giants
NY Jets at Indianapolis
Denver at Philadelphia


With all the bad luck I've had with Clemson this year, I'll be glad to see their season over. The ACC could really use a win though, after the UNC and BC games yesterday.

The playoff picture in the NFL should look a lot clearer in the NFC after today, but the AFC still has too many teams in the chase for the wild-card slots. I doubt we'll know anything until next Sunday.

I picked the home teams in every game this week. I don't think that's happened all year.

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Saturday, December 26, 2009

NCAA College Football Picks Dec 26


SEASON TOTAL: 145-100

Marshall vs. Ohio
No.17 Pittsburgh vs. North Carolina
Boston College vs. No.24 USC



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Friday, December 25, 2009

NFL Picks Christmas Day!

Merry Christmas everyone!


SEASON TOTAL: 144-100

San Diego at Tennessee





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The Best Christmas Movies Of All Time: Which Is Your Favorite? (PHOTOS)


You can't ask people to rank their favorite Christmas movies if you don't even have Die Hard on the list. You either think Die Hard is the greatest Christmas movie of all times, or you just hate our freedoms. End of discussion.
Read the Article at HuffingtonPost

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Thursday, December 24, 2009

NCAA Football Picks Christmas Eve

You wanna know how to tell when there are too many bowl games in college football? When either Nevada or Southern Methodist make it to a bowl game...

SEASON TOTAL: 144-99

Nevada vs. Southern Methodist




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Wednesday, December 23, 2009

NCAA Football Picks Dec 23



SEASON TOTAL: 143-99


No.23 Utah vs. California


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McCain Senate Re-Election Race Already Getting Ugly


As bad as McCain is, this SOB would be even worse.
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Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Darth Vader Rings Opening Bell At New York Stock Exchange On Wall Street


The black suit looks really slimming on Cheney.
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Tim Jones, English Priest, Says Shoplifting Okay At Times


Finally a priest with some decency!
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Kim Kardashian's Carl's Jr Ad: Salad In Bed, Bubble Bath (VIDEO)


Whatever. Their salads don't look anything like that.
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NCAA Football Picks Dec 22


SEASON TOTAL: 142-99


No.18 Oregon State vs. No.14 Brigham Young


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Monday, December 21, 2009

Feingold: Obama Responsible For Loss Of Public Option


Obama signing this bill (or anything even close to it) after campaigning on HCR would be like Bush Sr. saying "Read my lips..." He can still veto it, but does anybody seriously think he'd even consider it?
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Tommy Kelly PANTS OFF VIDEO: Pantsed Lineman EXPOSED


And I thought the NCAA had a problem with the new helmets coming off too easily...
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Sunday, December 20, 2009

Football Picks Dec 20




SEASON TOTAL: 138-96

NCAA
Southern Miss vs. Middle Tennessee

NFL
Miami at Tennessee
Atlanta at NY Jets
Cincinnati at San Diego
Chicago at Baltimore
San Francisco at Philadelphia
Green Bay at Pittsburgh





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Saturday, December 19, 2009

Football Picks Dec 19

College bowl season starts off with two games nobody gives a fuck about, but I'm picking them anyway!

SEASON TOTAL: 137-94

NCAA:
Fresno State vs. Wyoming
UCF vs. Rutgers

NFL:
Dallas at New Orleans


If the Saints beat the Cowboys tonight, (and they more than likely will) the last two games of their schedule are almost guaranteed.All they have to worry about are the Vikings in the playoffs.

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The 7 Biggest iTunes Hold-Outs--And Why They Object (PHOTOS)


What generation was that, again? You can't put "Beatles" and "obscurity" in the same sentence.
About Photo Galleries
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Palin Blacks Out 'McCain For President' On Visor


Is this bitch really too stupid to buy a new fucking hat?
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Leon Orr, Lynden Trail PICTURES? Florida Recruits Allegedly Flash Gang Signs, Gun


Just another reason to hate the Gators
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Storm warnings as snow bears down on mid-Atlantic


I know a lot of people wanna be smart alecs, but one really big snow storm isn't the same as a bunch of snow days... I know I'm not the only one old enough to remember that.
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Thursday, December 17, 2009

"Iron Man 2" Trailer: WATCH THE VIDEO


Don Cheadle should've been Rhodey from the beginning.
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Controversial Billboard Of Joseph And Mary In Bed: God 'A Hard Act To Follow'


It's not offensive to me! I think it's fucking hilarious!



Poor choice of words though, haha :)
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Character Designs



These are a few characters I made up. I thought about writing a few short scripts of about 5-10 pages each for these characters. If I do, I'll probably do the same thing I'm planning with these characters that I talked about the other day.

There are several more sketches if you click "Read More"

I've wanted to do a martial arts series for a long time and these characters might be perfect for that.

This is my favorite out of all of them.





A close up...



The tuff girl...


colored version...



last character...


the first one again...


I didn't pay much attention to the eyes when I did that one so it looks a little different.



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NFL Picks Dec 17

SEASON TOTAL: 136-94

Indianapolis at Jacksonville


Does anybody seriously think the Jags are gonna beat the Colts? And does anybody seriously think Manning doesn't care about going 16-0? And while we're on the subject, does anybody really think the Chargers are a better AFC team than the Colts?! I don't know how many times I've heard all the commentary guys (especially on ESPN) say that over the last week... and none of them have a fucking ounce of evidence to back it up. The only team playing on the Colts' level are the Saints.

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Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Chris Brown Lashes Out At Stores That Won't Stock His CD


Who the hell wants his dumbass album anyway?
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Friday, December 11, 2009

A Guy With Swords




I never finished this, and I doubt I will.

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Character Designs For New "Project"

These are the main characters of a story I'm currently writing. It's a crime story about a family taking on the syndicate after two of the brothers are framed for a series of crimes.

I'm planning on finding another artist to collaborate with, but it's too early now to say what I'll end up doing with it... I'm still pretty busy with Star Stream right now.

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Captain On The Ice Planet




It's a captain or Sergeant or whatever on an ice planet.

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Character: Flying Star




I haven't posted much art in a while, so I've got a lot to upload. This is Flying Star. 

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NFL Picks Dec 13



SEASON TOTAL: 130-93

New Orleans at Atlanta
Green Bay at Chicago
Miami at Jacksonville
Denver at Indianapolis
Cincinnati at Minnesota
San Diego at Dallas
Philadelphia at NY Giants


Let's get straight to the two undefeated teams! I actually think the Saints have a bigger risk of losing than the Colts this week. I don't think either of them will lose though. I'm liking the prospects of two undefeated teams in the Super Bowl more and more each week.

In the NFC East, my perfect scenario this week would be for the Cowboys to lose and the Eagles win. I don't think it's gonna happen though... at least not entirely. The Eagles should beat the Giants, but I think the Cowboys are gonna beat the Chargers this week.

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Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Rush Limbough Is A Fucking Moron

If there's one thing a rich old white guy knows a lot about, it's "the black frame of mind"
Read the original article here



I don't know why Rush threw that little Tiger Woods comment in at the end. He's talking about black people being depressed and unemployed. I'm pretty sure Tiger Woods isn't on welfare (although, Gatorade did just "fire" him, kinda)

And I noticed he threw a lot of "uhhs" in there too. That's probably because his mouth works faster than his brain.

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Monday, December 7, 2009

O'Reilly Ambushes Elementary School For 'War On Christmas' (VIDEO)


I'll bet anything that if you go back and check, all of this "War on Christmas" rhetoric from Billo probably kicked up 150% since he stopped getting those "falafel" calls every Christmas Eve.
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Untelevised: The Other Side of the Argument

I was watching a lot of football over the weekend and, for whatever reason, the players all thanking god for their touchdowns and for "giving them the win" really stuck with me more than usual... so I did an installment of Untelevised!


It's not like it just all of a sudden started bugging me. It's always bugged me. I think it's the fact that it was so prevalent on Saturday, in the post-game interviews, and more prominently, on Tim Tebow's face.

He always wears "eye black" with a bible verse written on it during his games. On Saturday (when his #1 ranked team lost to #2 ranked Alabama) he had 'John 16:33' written. The verse reads:



"I have told you these things, so that in me you may have peace. In this world you will have trouble. But take heart! I have overcome the world."

First of all, it sounded a little conceited. What exactly has Tim Tebow overcome? And how the hell does that give me peace? If you think about what it really says, it's even worse:



"In this world you will have trouble. But take heart! I'll be making millions playing pro football!"

But what I really found ironic about the whole thing is that he had a terrible game and his team lost. No more National Championship! And what a fucking relief! I don't think I could sit through the championship bowl game seeing this plastered all over his face:



"John 3:16 - For god so loved the 'Gators (apparently more than the rest of the nation), he sent his only Tim Tebow, that whoever bets on him shall maketh all kinds of money!"

Thankfully, god's not as big of a Gators fan as he was the last two years. Apparently he's a Texas Longhorns fan, based on that fucking miracle comeback win Saturday night to save their spot in the National Championship... And in the post-game interview, who did Longhorns quarterback Colt McCoy thank for their win?... yeah, you guessed it.

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Sunday, December 6, 2009

NFL Picks Dec 6

SEASON TOTAL: 127-90

Philadelphia at Atlanta
Tennessee at Indianapolis
New England at Miami
Houston at Jacksonville
Dallas at NY Giants
Minnesota at Arizona

There are plenty of good games this week. It looks like (on paper, anyway) one of the best weeks of the season so far.

I''m looking forward to the Colts game. The Titans are pretty much the hottest team left on the Colts' schedule. They still have to play the Broncos next week (7-4), but the rest of their games are against .500 teams.

Regardless of what happens in the Cowboys game they'll keep first place in the NFC East because of the tie-breaker with the Eagles (for now) but a win over the Giants would put a little breathing room between them. On the other hand, a loss would effectively make it a three-team race again (Eagles)

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Saturday, December 5, 2009

NCAA Football Picks Dec 5 (Conference Championship Week)

It's Conference Championship Week! As always, winners in Green.

SEASON TOTAL: 123-87

No.5 Cincinnati at No.15 Pittsburgh
No.21 Houston at East Carolina
No.23 West Virginia at Rutgers
Arizona at No.18 USC
No.1 Florida vs. No.2 Alabama
No.3 Texas vs. No.22 Nebraska
No.10 Georgia Tech vs. Clemson



Pitt is the only upset I'm taking this week. I haven't bought into the Cincinnati hype all year and I'm not going to now.

My 'Bama/Texas championship prediction is just two games away from becoming a reality. But again, I'd settle for Florida losing either way... I mean, that's what's really important isn't it?

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Clemson, Clemson, Clemson... They've been a thorn in my side, going all the way back to my NCAA Week 2 prediction!

I could link to just about any Clemson game I've picked and show that when I pick them, they lose... and when I pick against them... they win... ALL FUCKING SEASON!! But I'm picking this post specifically for the irony in that I pointed out in that post how Clemson would "surprise a lot of people this year" And they have... especially me!

But another point about that post you may have missed? They lost that game to Georgia Tech. The same Georgia Tech team they'll face today for the ACC Championship. So here's to you, Clemson! Fuck you in the face with a Yellow Jacket's giant stinger!

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Thursday, December 3, 2009

Thursday Night Football Picks Dec 3

It's almost bowl season and my record could be a little better.


SEASON TOTAL: 121-87


NCAA:
No.16 Oregon State at No.7 Oregon


NFL:
NY Jets at Buffalo


The NFL keeps the streak of stellar Thursday Night match-ups going with two more teams that more than likely won't make the playoffs...

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Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Bobby Bowden Retires: FSU Coach To Retire After Bowl Game


I'm a little disappointed, but a little relieved. Now let's get the Jimbo Fisher dynasty started!
Read the Article at HuffingtonPost

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Monday, November 30, 2009

NFL Monday Night Football Nov 30

SEASON TOTAL: 120-87

New England at New Orleans


Expect a lot of scoring tonight... a lot of scoring!

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Sunday, November 29, 2009

NFL Picks Nov 29

Here are my week 8 NFL picks. As always, winners in green.

SEASON TOTAL: 117-84
Carolina at NY Jets
Indianapolis at Houston
Jacksonville at San Francisco
Chicago at Minnesota
Arizona at Tennessee
Pittsburgh at Baltimore


I was looking at the Colts' schedule yesterday and the last six games are all against middle-of-the-road teams. On an individual basis, none of them really have a chance to beat them, but combined on a short-season schedule (meaning the remainder of the Colts' season) it's more than likely the Colts will slip up and beat themselves somewhere between now and the playoffs. (Like Minnesota losing the Pittsburgh... does anybody seriously think that would happen if they played again today?)

The Saints aren't much worse off. If they get past the Patriots on Monday night, the chances of meeting the Colts in an historic Super Bowl match-up of two undefeated teams becomes a lot more likely.

That said, I'm still going with the Colts and Vikings in the Super Bowl.

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Saturday, November 28, 2009

NCAA Football Picks Rivalry Week

It's Rivalry Week!

SEASON TOTAL: 109-81

No.18 Clemson at South Carolina
No.12 Oklahoma State at Oklahoma
Florida State at No.1 Florida
No.14 Virginia Tech at Virginia
No.17 Miami at South Florida
No.21 Utah at No.19 Brigham Young
Arkansas at No.15 LSU
Tennessee at Kentucky
Georgia at No.7 Georgia Tech
Notre Dame at Stanford
UCLA at No.20 USC


Most of these games look pretty one-sided. Clemson, Oklahoma State, Miami and Stanford are the most likely to be upset. Utah and BYU are too close for either side to really be an upset.

The only upset I would really care about would be the FSU game. I'd give anything to see that one... well almost anything.

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Thursday, November 26, 2009

Beck Rules Out 2012 Run With Palin: She'd Always Be 'Yapping' Like We're 'In The Kitchen' (AUDIO)


I can't believe I'm defending Palin, but that's a very sexist thing to say. And on top of the "You belong in the kitchen" part he says "Beck/Palin I'll consider. But Palin/Beck­..."
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Football PIcks: A Very Special Thanksgiving P.E.T.A. Edition

It's Thanksgiving and the turkey is dead and roasting in the oven... Now let's have some fucking Football! Before I get on to the picks though, can I just say "Fuck you, NFL, for continuing the tradition of ruining Thanksgiving with your stupid fucking turkey day schedule!"

SEASON TOTAL: 106 - 80

NCAA:
No.3 Texas at Texas A&M

NFL:
Green Bay at Detroit
Oakland at Dallas
NY Giants at Denver


I can't think of anything I'd love more than to have to sit through these horrific fucking games...

Green Bay wins because they're playing a minor league team.

Oakland or Dallas wins, either way nobody gives a fuck.

The Giants/Broncos game would be a great game if it were the Giants and Broncos of Week 4... but it's not.

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Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Perino: No Terrorist Attacks In America Under Bush (VIDEO)


That's because to people like her and the Bush administration 9-11 wasn't a terrorist attack... it was an opportunity.
Read the Article at HuffingtonPost

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The Side-Hug: Youth Group Puts Down Sinful "Front-Hugs" With Rap (VIDEO)


They ripped off the imperial march...
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Saturday, November 21, 2009

Shroud Of Turin Is Real, Vatican Historian Says


Proving that the shroud is real is kind of a misdirect. It doesn't prove that there was a Messiah. It just proves that there was a guy named Jesus who "incited a revolt." It actually does more to prove that Jesus was a rebel leader than the son of god.
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Chris Matthews Criticizes Obama Using Cheney's "Dithering" Remark (VIDEO)


This is the real Chris Matthews. The goddamn idiot that doesn't know when to shut the fuck up. He's a Clinton Democrat... a not really Democrat.
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Friday, November 20, 2009

NFL Picks Nov 22

Fuck you, NFL! Fuck you and your-- Oh, I already used that one? :)

SEASON TOTAL: pending

San Francisco at Green Bay
Atlanta at NY Giants
Indianapolis at Baltimore
NY Jets at New England
San Diego at Denver
Philadelphia at Chicago


Despite their record, I still think the 49ers are an underrated team.

The big game this week is the Colts/Ravens game. There are really only two teams left on the Colts' schedule with a good chance of ending their perfect season, and the Ravens are one of them. (The other is Denver)

Speaking of Denver, I think their little 3-game slump is over this week.

And lastly, and most unfortunately, I think the Patriots will get their payback in the rematch of their week 2 loss to the Jets.

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NCAA Football Picks Nov 21

Fuck you, college football! Fuck yuo and your personal attacks against my season record! :) Had to get that off my chest...

SEASON TOTAL: 99-73

No.10 Ohio State at Michigan
North Carolina at Boston College
Oklahoma at Texas Tech
No.8 LSU at Mississippi
No.16 Wisconsin at Northwestern
Air Force at No.22 Brigham Young
No.25 California at No.17 Stanford
No.11 Oregon at Arizona


Apparently I'm the only person that doesn't think the Ohio State/Michigan rivalry is that exciting... at least not since they met a few years ago as the No.1 & No.2 in the nation.

Today's game is a huge one for BC's ACC Championship hopes.. If they can get past UNC, they'll still need Clemson to lose next week, but if they lose, it won't matter what happens to Clemson next week.

I think Air Force has the best chances to be this week's big upset. Arizona could be the other one... but I'm not risking that pick.

And when the fuck did Cal and Stanford break into the top 25?

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Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Allen Iverson, Memphis Terminate Contract: Gone After Three Games


Iverson may be getting old and he might not be as good as he used to be... but he's sure as hell better than anybody else on that team. And the Memphis organization obviously doesn't have a clue if they signed AI just to bring him off the bench...



He was averaging 12 pts off the bench and had a better FG% than their big men... He was putting up more points and assists per minute than any other guard. I'd leave the team too.
Read the Article at HuffingtonPost

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Monday, November 16, 2009

Untelevised: Twitter Wars


Tea-Baggers drive me crazy and their stupid fucking meme isn't funny... Oh! and Untelevised is back!


Most memes have a reason. Usually it's just to make people laugh, but at least it's a reason. The only thing I see happening with the #youmightbealiberal meme on twitter is a bunch of dumb tea-baggers looking for another place to shout incoherent bullshit and vent the frustration they feel from whatever the fuck they're frustrated by.

So I decided to run my mouth too. Why? Because I like to make fun of morons. Especially bigots that don't make any damn sense.

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Sunday, November 15, 2009

Did Pacquiao Make Web History?

This is exactly what boxing needs to make a comeback... name recognition!
Read the Article at HuffingtonPost

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Brandon Jennings' 55 Points Sets NBA Record (VIDEO)


This was impressive for a rookie, but keep in mind it was against the Warriors
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NFL Picks Nov 15

I didn't do as good as I wanted yesterday. *note to self: No more "upset weeks"

SEASON TOTAL: 97-70

Jacksonville at NY Jets
Cincinnati at Pittsburgh
Dallas at Green Bay
Philadelphia at San Diego
New England at Indianapolis


The night game tonight could be a preview of the AFC Championship. I hope it's a high scoring game.

The other big game of the day is Cincinnati/Pittsburgh. Ochocinco has been twittering about "something special" he has planned for the game so I hope he scores a few touchdowns :)

I really don't wanna pick the Cowboys. I'm only picking them because they've been on a roll lately... but I've got a feeling I'm gonna regret it.

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Friday, November 13, 2009

NCAA Football Picks Nov 14 (UPSET WEEK!)

I'm picking a lot of games this week, and a lot of them are upset picks!

SEASON TOTAL: 90-63

No. 7 Georgia Tech at Duke
No. 15 Houston at UCF
Tennessee at Mississippi
No. 1 Florida at South Carolina
Idaho at No. 6 Boise State
Stanford at No. 9 USC
No. 10 Iowa at No. 11 Ohio State
No. 14 Miami (FL) at North Carolina
No. 17 Arizona at California
Auburn at Georgia
Texas A&M at Oklahoma
No. 16 Utah at No. 4 TCU
Notre Dame at No. 12 Pittsburgh
Texas Tech at No. 19 Oklahoma State

I'm picking most of these upsets because I just have a gut feeling the BCS picture is gonna look a lot different after this weekend... or more accurately, it will but it won't. I'm still confident the Nation Championship game is gonna come down to Texas against the winner of the SEC Championship game (Florida/Alabama) but the rest of the BCS bowl games are gonna see some big shale-ups.

Both Georgia Tech and USC could jump up a few spots, and the winner of the Iowa/Ohio State game might move up a few spots.

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NCAA Football PIcks Nov 13

I almost forgot about this... this is maybe the first time I've ever posted a pick after the game had already started! :( It's still early and the score is tied, so I'm posting it anyway. I'll have tomorrow's picks up in a few minutes.

SEASON TOTAL: 90-62

No. 25 West Virginia at No. 5 Cincinnati



I'm taking WVU in the upset here.

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Beaver Urinates On CBS Correspondent's Face (VIDEO)


"Aww it tastes like bitter mountain dew!" :(
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Man Distracted By Bird Drives Bugatti Into Marsh


That's what you get for paying $1 million for a car that doesn't float or transform into a boat or something!
Read the Article at HuffingtonPost

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Thursday, November 12, 2009

Thursday Night Football Picks Nov 12

The NFL kicks off the Thursday Night games tonight with a colossal, epic, EPIC match-up between the... Bears and 49ers... Well it could be worse, I guess.

SEASON TOTAL: 89-61

NCAA:
No. 24 South Florida at Rutgers

NFL:
Chicago at San Francisco


Even though neither of these games will be very exciting, the college game might be a little better.

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Carrie Prejean Threatens To Walk Off <em>Larry King</em> (VIDEO)


What kind of idiot takes the mic off to leave but just sits there?
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Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Should We Ban Football?

Did this dude seriously just compare the violence of Football to the Gladiators?
Read the Article at HuffingtonPost

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Tuesday, November 10, 2009

2012 Prophecies Sparking Real Fears, Suicide Warnings


Run for your lives, we're all gonna die!!



First a super-volcano is gonna erupt because there were no innocent virgins left to be sacrificed. then an asteroid is gonna hit just off the coast of NYC so the tidal wave will knock over the statue of liberty, then the government will hold a lottery to see who gets to live in the giant underground bunkers they secretly built (and have amazingly kept hidden for all these years) and finally - when the aliens begin their invasion - Jesus will ride in on a pterodactyl with a giant flaming sword and save us all... or the tea-baggers anyway...
Read the Article at HuffingtonPost

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Monday, November 9, 2009

NFL Monday Night Football Pick Nov 9

SEASON TOTAL: 89-60

Pittsburgh at Denver


I'm not 100% sure about this one.

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300,000 Birds Swarm Over Denmark At Once (VIDEO)


They are coming. Be afraid!
Read the Article at HuffingtonPost

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Sunday, November 8, 2009

NFL Picks Nov 8


SEASON TOTAL: 86-57

Arizona at Chicago
Baltimore at Cincinnati
Houston at Indianapolis
Miami at New England
San Diego at NY Giants
Dallas at Philadelphia


Apparently I'm picking the home team in every game. And the Eagles are gonna take over first in the NFC East.

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Saturday, November 7, 2009

MSNBC's Shuster Assails GOP Leadership's Embrace Of Right-Wing Scare Tactics, Ex-GOP Congressman Storms Off Set After Insult


The Chicken-Hawk bailed because he was called on his bullshit. Obama could learn something here:



If you get right back in their faces, they usually run away.
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NCAA Football Picks Nov 7

SEASON TOTAL: 84-52

No. 9 LSU at No. 3 Alabama
No. 8 Oregon at Stanford
No. 16 Ohio State at No. 11 Penn State
Duke at North Carolina
Oregon State at No. 20 California
Florida State at Clemson
No. 24 Oklahoma at Nebraska


LSU is pretty much the last tough team on Alabama's schedule. If they win today, they have Auburn in the last week of the season, which doesn't look like it'll be a problem right now, and then Florida in the SEC championship. (Can you say "Playoff game"?)

Penn State is playing their last (and really the only) tough game on the schedule too. I bet they wish they could have a do-over in that Iowa game!

Duke is 5-3? Has anybody checked to see that the Earth is still on it's axis?

Clemson, Clemson, Clemson! They've fucked with me all year. When I pick 'em the lose. When I pick against 'em they win... and I'm convinced it's on purpose! :p

Not this time, Clemson. You hear me? You're not beating me this time!

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Thursday, November 5, 2009

NCAA Football Picks Nov 5

SEASON TOTAL: 83-52

No. 23 Virginia Tech at East Carolina


Thursday is the 5th day of the week, and the 5th day of November. Tyrod Taylor wears number 5. So obviously he's gonna have a big game tonight! The logic is solid!

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William Shatner Reads "Levi Johnston"'s Tweets (VIDEO)


Denny Crane! Still undefeated!
Read the Article at HuffingtonPost

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Beyonce Egypt Show Called "Insolent Sex Party" By Islamic Conservatives


It's still 1958 in Egypt... they don't have daylight saving time.
Read the Article at HuffingtonPost

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Marcus Jordan Wears Dad's Shoes, Blows School's $3 Million Adidas Deal


Let me get this straight... this school is already making millions off of young athletes that they don't pay. And now, on top of that, they want to force the players to wear a specific shoe so they can make a few more million and you're all complaining about Jordan because he wants to wear the shoes with his ****ing name-sake?



You've missed the forest for the trees.
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Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Rascell Williams: Man Charged With Videotaping Cat Torture


It takes a real asshole to hang a fucking kitten... and the damn thing survived! Way to go, Fluffy!
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Monday, November 2, 2009

NFL Monday Night Football Nov 2

I had another great day yesterday. Between the NCAA and NFL picks this weekend I'm 12-4 and my season total is really improving.

SEASON TOTAL: 82-52

Atlanta at New Orleans


The Saints and the Colts are the only two undefeated teams left and the Colts have already played, and won, this week's game. I think the Saints are gonna be the first of the two to lose. I just don't think it's gonna happen tonight.

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Sunday, November 1, 2009

NFL Picks Nov 1

It's the month of the turkey and we're almost to the midway point of the 2009 season.

SEASON TOTAL: 77-51

Houston at Buffalo
Denver at Baltimore
San Francisco at Indianapolis
Miami at NY Jets
NY Giants at Philadelphia
Minnesota at Green Bay


If I could revise my Super Bowl picks from the pre-season, I'd still bet on the Colts in the AFC, but I might change my NFC pick (Eagles) in favor of the Saints or Vikings. But I still think if the Eagles can get healthy - and stay healthy - they're just as good as those teams. That's why I'm picking them to beat the Giants.

I said in last week's NFL Picks that I thought Denver would lose this week to Baltimore... so I kinda have to stick to that pick. Not that I have a problem with the pick.

I wanna point out that despite the Dolphins 2-4 record (and the Jets 4-2 record) that one of those two wins came three weeks ago to... the Jets.

Aaaand the big game of the week (and maybe the season) is the Vikings/Packers game in Green Bay. This isn't even close to the biggest (actually important) game of the year though. It's just the most hyped up game (by a story-hungry media) that if you look past all of the over-blown drama (from a story-hungry media) it's a pretty one-sided match-up. The story-hungry media has spent so much time focusing their attention on Favre returning home to single-handedly take on the blood-thirsty Packers in an epic quest for revenge!!, that they've completely forgotten (or at least it seems that way) to mention Adrian Peterson... You may remember that Adrian Peterson was THE BEST FUCKING RUNNING BACK IN THE GODDAMN GAME! The Vikings are gonna win. No question.

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Saturday, October 31, 2009

NCAA Football Picks Oct 31

Plenty of fun games, and potential upsets on Halloween Saturday :)

SEASON TOTAL: 70-48

No. 25 Mississippi at Auburn
Southern Miss at No. 18 Houston
Georgia vs. No. 1 Florida
No. 24 California at Arizona State
No. 12 Penn State at Northwestern
Kansas State at Oklahoma
No. 22 South Carolina at Tennessee
No. 3 Texas at No. 14 Oklahoma State
No. 5 USC at No. 10 Oregon
Wyoming at No. 16 Utah


If you look at the ranked vs unranked games on the list, there is some potential for upsets today, though the more likely threats are to Texas and USC. I'm not too convinced that Oklahoma State can beat Texas, but Oregon could easily beat USC. That being said, I'm not picking either of those upsets.

The only upsets I am picking are Auburn and Southern Miss.

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Thursday, October 29, 2009

NCAA Football Picks Oct 29

SEASON TOTAL: 70-47

North Carolina at No. 13 Virginia Tech


Two of my favorite teams facing off in a big ACC game... but I ain't stupid. I'm not picking UNC out of a misplaced sense of loyalty (for being such a great basketball school)

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Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Mark Sanchez Hot Dog Video: Jets QB Eats Hot Dog During Game



I have no problem with this. I think it's hilarious! You know what would've been even funnier? If he was eating the hot-dog while he was on the field :) And they still would've won!

They beat the happy images of sunshine and kittens out of the Raiders and their star QB is sitting on the sidelines eating a hot-dog... so what?

The dude should be doing commercials for Ballpark Franks. They gotta capitalize on this. "So good, it's like beating the eternal fucking hell out of the Raiders!"

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