The "lack of an explanation" and "impossible" are two completely different things. The word "miracle" is a phantom word that has no real meaning aside from "we haven't figured it out yet"
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I've watched 5 minutes of 'Across The Universe' and it's already obvious that Julie Taymor should never be allowed to direct another movie. The song is called "HAPPINESS Is A Warm Gun" but this disastrous cover makes me wanna step in front of a bus. That's the whole problem with that goddamn soundtrack. They were one of the most optimistic bands ever. This abomination is depressing.
I will say that despite the fact that I'm far from a U2 fan, their cover of Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds is O.K. It's not great or anything though. But compared to the rest of the soundtrack it's fucking phenomenal.
You can't ask people to rank their favorite Christmas movies if you don't even have Die Hard on the list. You either think Die Hard is the greatest Christmas movie of all times, or you just hate our freedoms. End of discussion.
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You wanna know how to tell when there are too many bowl games in college football? When either Nevada or Southern Methodist make it to a bowl game...
As bad as McCain is, this SOB would be even worse.
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The black suit looks really slimming on Cheney.
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Finally a priest with some decency!
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Whatever. Their salads don't look anything like that.
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Obama signing this bill (or anything even close to it) after campaigning on HCR would be like Bush Sr. saying "Read my lips..." He can still veto it, but does anybody seriously think he'd even consider it?
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And I thought the NCAA had a problem with the new helmets coming off too easily...
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College bowl season starts off with two games nobody gives a fuck about, but I'm picking them anyway!
What generation was that, again? You can't put "Beatles" and "obscurity" in the same sentence.
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Is this bitch really too stupid to buy a new fucking hat?
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Just another reason to hate the Gators
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I know a lot of people wanna be smart alecs, but one really big snow storm isn't the same as a bunch of snow days... I know I'm not the only one old enough to remember that.
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Don Cheadle should've been Rhodey from the beginning.
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It's not offensive to me! I think it's fucking hilarious!
Poor choice of words though, haha :)
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Who the hell wants his dumbass album anyway?
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These are the main characters of a story I'm currently writing. It's a crime story about a family taking on the syndicate after two of the brothers are framed for a series of crimes.
If there's one thing a rich old white guy knows a lot about, it's "the black frame of mind"
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I don't know why Rush threw that little Tiger Woods comment in at the end. He's talking about black people being depressed and unemployed. I'm pretty sure Tiger Woods isn't on welfare (although, Gatorade did just "fire" him, kinda)
And I noticed he threw a lot of "uhhs" in there too. That's probably because his mouth works faster than his brain.
I'll bet anything that if you go back and check, all of this "War on Christmas" rhetoric from Billo probably kicked up 150% since he stopped getting those "falafel" calls every Christmas Eve.
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I was watching a lot of football over the weekend and, for whatever reason, the players all thanking god for their touchdowns and for "giving them the win" really stuck with me more than usual... so I did an installment of Untelevised!"I have told you these things, so that in me you may have peace. In this world you will have trouble. But take heart! I have overcome the world."
"In this world you will have trouble. But take heart! I'll be making millions playing pro football!"
"John 3:16 - For god so loved the 'Gators (apparently more than the rest of the nation), he sent his only Tim Tebow, that whoever bets on him shall maketh all kinds of money!"
It's Conference Championship Week! As always, winners in Green.
It's almost bowl season and my record could be a little better.
I'm a little disappointed, but a little relieved. Now let's get the Jimbo Fisher dynasty started!
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Here are my week 8 NFL picks. As always, winners in green.
It's Rivalry Week!
I can't believe I'm defending Palin, but that's a very sexist thing to say. And on top of the "You belong in the kitchen" part he says "Beck/Palin I'll consider. But Palin/Beck..."
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It's Thanksgiving and the turkey is dead and roasting in the oven... Now let's have some fucking Football! Before I get on to the picks though, can I just say "Fuck you, NFL, for continuing the tradition of ruining Thanksgiving with your stupid fucking turkey day schedule!"
That's because to people like her and the Bush administration 9-11 wasn't a terrorist attack... it was an opportunity.
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They ripped off the imperial march...
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"Aye, aye, the Liverpool shuffle."
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Proving that the shroud is real is kind of a misdirect. It doesn't prove that there was a Messiah. It just proves that there was a guy named Jesus who "incited a revolt." It actually does more to prove that Jesus was a rebel leader than the son of god.
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This is the real Chris Matthews. The goddamn idiot that doesn't know when to shut the fuck up. He's a Clinton Democrat... a not really Democrat.
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Fuck you, NFL! Fuck you and your-- Oh, I already used that one? :)
Fuck you, college football! Fuck yuo and your personal attacks against my season record! :) Had to get that off my chest...
Iverson may be getting old and he might not be as good as he used to be... but he's sure as hell better than anybody else on that team. And the Memphis organization obviously doesn't have a clue if they signed AI just to bring him off the bench...
He was averaging 12 pts off the bench and had a better FG% than their big men... He was putting up more points and assists per minute than any other guard. I'd leave the team too.
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This is exactly what boxing needs to make a comeback... name recognition!
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This was impressive for a rookie, but keep in mind it was against the Warriors
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I didn't do as good as I wanted yesterday. *note to self: No more "upset weeks"
I'm picking a lot of games this week, and a lot of them are upset picks!
I almost forgot about this... this is maybe the first time I've ever posted a pick after the game had already started! :( It's still early and the score is tied, so I'm posting it anyway. I'll have tomorrow's picks up in a few minutes.
"Aww it tastes like bitter mountain dew!" :(
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That's what you get for paying $1 million for a car that doesn't float or transform into a boat or something!
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The NFL kicks off the Thursday Night games tonight with a colossal, epic, EPIC match-up between the... Bears and 49ers... Well it could be worse, I guess.
What kind of idiot takes the mic off to leave but just sits there?
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Did this dude seriously just compare the violence of Football to the Gladiators?
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Run for your lives, we're all gonna die!!
First a super-volcano is gonna erupt because there were no innocent virgins left to be sacrificed. then an asteroid is gonna hit just off the coast of NYC so the tidal wave will knock over the statue of liberty, then the government will hold a lottery to see who gets to live in the giant underground bunkers they secretly built (and have amazingly kept hidden for all these years) and finally - when the aliens begin their invasion - Jesus will ride in on a pterodactyl with a giant flaming sword and save us all... or the tea-baggers anyway...
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The Chicken-Hawk bailed because he was called on his bullshit. Obama could learn something here:
If you get right back in their faces, they usually run away.
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Denny Crane! Still undefeated!
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It's still 1958 in Egypt... they don't have daylight saving time.
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Let me get this straight... this school is already making millions off of young athletes that they don't pay. And now, on top of that, they want to force the players to wear a specific shoe so they can make a few more million and you're all complaining about Jordan because he wants to wear the shoes with his ****ing name-sake?
You've missed the forest for the trees.
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It takes a real asshole to hang a fucking kitten... and the damn thing survived! Way to go, Fluffy!
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I had another great day yesterday. Between the NCAA and NFL picks this weekend I'm 12-4 and my season total is really improving.
It's the month of the turkey and we're almost to the midway point of the 2009 season.
Plenty of fun games, and potential upsets on Halloween Saturday :)
I have no problem with this. I think it's hilarious! You know what would've been even funnier? If he was eating the hot-dog while he was on the field :) And they still would've won!
They beat the happy images of sunshine and kittens out of the Raiders and their star QB is sitting on the sidelines eating a hot-dog... so what?
The dude should be doing commercials for Ballpark Franks. They gotta capitalize on this. "So good, it's like beating the eternal fucking hell out of the Raiders!"
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